Post by Ravyn Crescent on Sept 18, 2008 21:55:35 GMT -5
1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people
appear bright until you hear them speak.
2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for
doing well.
3. He, who laughs last, thinks slowest.
4. A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
6. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who
don't.
7. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world
end-to-end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them.
8, If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
9. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
10. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in the
dark.
11. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the
hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
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appear bright until you hear them speak.
2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for
doing well.
3. He, who laughs last, thinks slowest.
4. A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
6. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who
don't.
7. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world
end-to-end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them.
8, If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
9. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
10. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in the
dark.
11. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the
hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
Got any more!? Add them here!
